Saturday, 27 March 2010

Porn and Politics


Good evening and greetings from chez moi where I have landed from Inverness. First things first .. a very Happy Birthday to Amanda :) Officially it's tomorrow but since the clocks go forward an hour tonight I guess it's timely. Have a great day my long suffering pal and we'll pop a couple of corks to celebrate when I see you next week.

We had an absolute blast in Inverness, yesterday was exhausting in the extreme but in a very pleasurable way. Aside from seeing one or two of my own guys, we also did two duos, one for an hour and one for two hours, so by the time we came to have dinner we sat slack jawed in the restaurant, grunting at each other. Luckily, we know each other so well that minimal communication is required. In the end we decided to treat ourselves to a girly night with a zombie movie and a jug of "woo woo" in my room but I think we made it to the second ad break on ITV before falling into a deep sleep.

"Nite".

"Urk."

As a complete aside, porn has a lot to answer for. Recently I met a younger man who wanted to experience the joys of a "MILF". Now to me, a MILF is a slightly older woman who has grown in her sexuality and has come to appreciate sensuality above hours of pounding away. She is comfortable in her own skin and is more interested in mutual pleasure and appreciation than reverse cow-girl on a pool table whilst dressed as a cheer leader resplendant in pig-tails. So you can imagine then, the mild shock I experienced when said MILF hunter began vigorously slapping my ( what we delicately term in my house) 'front bum'.

"What ON EARTH are you doing ?"

"I'm stimulating you babes."

Oh, I see. Thanks for the clarification.

For the record ( and please note I speak for myself here ) slappage of delicates is NOT sexy. I don't care if it's been proven to increase blood flow, try that again and the only blood flow will not be coming from yours truly. There is also no necessity for the verbal commentary that goes with such encounters that sounds like it was recorded by some drunk College students making porn on their mobile phones -

"Yeah, you like that doncha, you feel me now, I'm gettin' you good.."

No, if it's all the same I prefer the traditional -

"I think I'm going to ..... Oh I say ....Laura .... URRGGHHH".

( Please note that the 'Oh I say' is optional )

It's all good fun. :)

On a serious note there is still no word from the Committee yet on a decision and there are many nails being bitten to the quick in the interim. Hopefully common sense will prevail.

The official report of the meeting is here :

http://www.scottish.parliament.uk/s3/committees/justice/or-10/ju10-1101.htm

Margo Macdonald wrote an excellent piece for The Scotsman and I've included a link for you below :

http://news.scotsman.com/comment/-Margo-MacDonald-Sex-trade.6175622.jp#5072526

The next couple of days really will be crucial.

Nite,

LL xx

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