Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Catch up and cabbages

Hello and firstly let me extend my apologies for not blogging for a while - it has been crazy busy for me in every aspect and I feel like I'm being pulled in 8 different directions at the moment.

Firstly, it may interest you to know that there is a radio play coming up on BBC -
" The Escort's Tale " which will be broadcast on Monday 7th March at 2pm on BBC Scotland. You may notice some subtle similarities with this writer. *cough*

Secondly I'm doing a piece for a BBC breakfast show about the current increase in women and men turning to prostitution as a way of financing their studies. I have asked that my bit be pre-recorded, sorry but I don't do mornings and I'm also worried that the worst bout of nerves will hit and I'll go blank. I'll let you know when it's going to be aired - I myself will be hiding under the duvet with a cat or two.

Lastly, I would like to indulge in a bit of a rant. On my Adultwork page I have a section marked "Availability Diary", it's there FOR A REASON. I am busier than ever, tonight I am in Glasgow, Thursday I am in Perth and on Friday I am off to Yorkshire for the weekend. You'd wonder then, why I still get the calls - " Can I see you for half an hour th'noo ?" NO YOU FECKING WELL CAN'T. I don't do half hours in Glasgow anyway, only on tour, which they'd know if they'd read the feckin' profile properly, and I also say that I need notice, since on awakening I look more like "The Living Dead" than anything approaching desirable.

Speaking of desirable, I've said it before and I'll say it again - this is a very bitchy industry. The latest crop of whispers have reached my ears, started as usual by a couple of ladies with the emotional maturity and intellectual ability of a reduced price limp Asda cabbage. Ladies, I'd like to invite you to remove your Primark stockings and stick them in your foul mouths, no-one is interested in your inane mutterings anyway. Bitch on, because at the end of the day the only people who have become known as those who act in a bitchy, self-defeating or significantly counterproductive way are your good selves. The rest of us point and laugh.

On that note I have a dinner date to get ready for, I'm off to wrestle my last remaining seamed stocking from girl cat.

LL xx


  1. Haters gotta hate, as they say. :)

    It just shows jealousy and lack of confidence in their own abilities/reputation.

    Sod the lot of them.


  2. [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[Laura]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

    So sorry to read about you being the target of jealous bitchy people. Sadly, there are some women who are totally devoid of any ethics who rather than improve their own business resort to underhand tactics. Maybe they are so hard up about their tours not being profitable they like to blame anyone else except themselves.

    But both the boys and girls know you are a real star! xxxx

  3. As always my dear, the sufferers of 'Bitchy Whore Syndrome' end up saying so much more about themselves with their actions than the person they are trying to attack...
    Still, may they all come down with a nasty case of crotch- rot sooner rather than later!

  4. Cheers ladies, sometimes a good rant is the best medicine :)

  5. I can't understand why any of the ladies should make false allegations about anyone else but, having said that, anyone who knows you and the time and effort you put into supporting other girls and as an activist will know to ignore what can only be the outpouring of envy and resentment.

  6. What Anon said! I have always admired your abilities to cram in as much as you do, what with uni, activism, supporter/mentor, being a mum, fabulous award winning blogger, as well as a top class sought after floozy, haha! You keep doing what you're doing gal, you are just simply top for the pops! xxx Dolly


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